tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90572322920122652682009-10-13T07:25:08.917-07:00Quanta Bosta...Quanta bosta a gente não lê por aí né??
Eu fico pensando, se os internautas realmente querem ler isso ou são pessoas que não tem mais o que fazer MEEEESMO, que publicam esse tipo de "notícia"!!!
Sei lá... tipo... "Patrícia Poeta é clicada correndo no calçadão de Ipanema", ou "Jennifer Aniston teria contratado massagista para seu cão", ou pior: "ex-BBB Gyselle Soares curte descanso em Ilhéus". Meu Deus!!! Jeremias!! São Pedro!!HELP ME!!!quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-9705415771817988572008-10-10T12:44:00.000-07:002008-10-10T13:11:43.984-07:00E a BOA de hoje ÉÉÉÉ... "FANTÁSTICO! PAM!!!"<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Adriane Galisteu pode ir para o Fantástico, na Globo"</span><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SO-1RZ7Q14I/AAAAAAAAAM4/kCC_U3H8wv8/s1600-h/08072231.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 175px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SO-1RZ7Q14I/AAAAAAAAAM4/kCC_U3H8wv8/s320/08072231.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255618600786515842" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;">S</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >egundo o site </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >www.nemqueiramsaberquale</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >, publicou que Adriane Galisteu recebeu uma proposta para entrar no fantástico. Na "matéria jornalística" de suma importância para nós - pobres mortais - não informava o cargo que Galisteu irá ocupar.</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Ué gente, vocês queriam o quê? Se até </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Glória Maria vai lançar um CD de bossa nova, samba e rock"</span><span style=""><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">, Galisteu está preparadíssima para atuar na área jornalística. Talvés ela só fique no telefone atendendo as pessoas com seu pijama da Sininho poxa...</span><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> E quanto a Glória... Hmmm... Me avise quando o CD sair!..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Pensando bem... deixa queto!</span><br /></span></span></div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-970541577181798857?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-24470189685887844982008-10-09T10:44:00.000-07:002008-10-09T10:51:17.493-07:00"Top 5" do site da Revista "Quem"<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">TOP 5 - AS <span style="font-size:130%;">MAIS </span>LIDAS<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >Obs: Pelo bem da população e dos internautas, vou colocar apenas a <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"notícia"</span></span> que ficou em 5º lugar...<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SO5ESoX0mZI/AAAAAAAAAMw/VV4rV7OzXo4/s1600-h/sandy.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SO5ESoX0mZI/AAAAAAAAAMw/VV4rV7OzXo4/s400/sandy.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255212902053616018" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nem queiram saber quais foram as 4 primeiras...</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-2447018968588784498?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-6447558526311173672008-10-08T11:44:00.000-07:002008-10-08T12:13:56.125-07:00Muiiiiita CALMA nessa HORA!!!<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Aviso:</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Quem tiver problemas de coração, pulmão, fígado, intestino ou qualquer outro... qualquer MESMO!!! </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Não leia</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" > o <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Post</span> seguinte...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:130%;">Tá bom! Eu avisei...<br />Lá vai...<br /><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">"Sérgio Malandro</span>: <span style="font-size:130%;">Após perder eleição, ele lança a Dança do Jumento"</span></span><br /><h1><span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SO0BcF9zUaI/AAAAAAAAAMg/RCPUFt2ex60/s1600-h/serginho20malandro7zz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SO0BcF9zUaI/AAAAAAAAAMg/RCPUFt2ex60/s200/serginho20malandro7zz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254857922360594850" border="0" /></a></span></span></h1><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="HOTWordsTxt" name="HOTWordsTxt">"O apresentador e humorista <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Serginho</span> Malandro concorreu ao cargo de vereador, pelo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">PTB</span>, em São Paulo. </span><span class="HOTWordsTxt" name="HOTWordsTxt">Mostrando não estar decepcionado, Sérgio já <span style="font-weight: bold;">engata</span> outros <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">projetos</span>. Está prestes a lançar um <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">funk</span> para o verão, intitulado A Dança do Jumento."<br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Desculpem todos que <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">acessam</span> o blog, mas eu vou colocar aqui <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">em baixo</span> APENAS UM TRECHO do <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Hit</span> de <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Serginho</span>. Não vou colocar tudo porque nem o <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">superhomem</span> ia <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">agüentar</span>!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Preparem-se... Fortes emoções virão...</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="HOTWordsTxt" name="HOTWordsTxt"><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><i>"Ela só quer sair nua na revista, ela é culta, ela é culta, ela é culta...<br />Você acha que eu só quero sair nua na revista? Eu sou culta, eu sou culta...<br />Mostra sua cultura, rebola seu talento, e a galera faz a Dança do Jumento.</i></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><i><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Ih</span>!</i></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><i>É a dança do Jumento (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">ih</span>!)<br />É a dança do Jumento (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">ih</span>!)</i></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><i>Jumento triste (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">iih</span>!)<br />Jumento alegre (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">ih</span>!)</i></span></p><p><span class="HOTWordsTxt" name="HOTWordsTxt"><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><i>Então, tá preparada minha aluna?<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Tô</span> professor!<br />Posso começá?<br />Pode sim senhor</i></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><i>Capital da <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Bahia</span>? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Chiclete</span> com Banana<br />Capital do Rio de Janeiro? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Copacabana</span><br />Quem nasce no Espírito Santo é? É evangélico<br />Qual o nome do maior rio do Brasil? Rio de Janeiro<br />Quem nasce no Peru? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Perueiro</span>"</i></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">CHEGA!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><i><br /></i></p></span></p></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-644755852631117367?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-74117402817729285322008-10-08T08:10:00.000-07:002008-10-08T08:39:42.848-07:001 é ruim... 2 é "bad"... 3 é PÉSSIMO... 4, 5, 6... é F@$#&%$!!!<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Cliché</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-family:courier new;" ><span style="font-size:100%;">: É rir pra não chorar...</span><br /><br /></span><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >"Acaba namoro de Marco Ricca, diz jornal"</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzR9K-IWNI/AAAAAAAAAMA/TOnyKQsSFjc/s1600-h/132_258-esqueceram-de-mim-poster02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 121px; height: 125px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzR9K-IWNI/AAAAAAAAAMA/TOnyKQsSFjc/s200/132_258-esqueceram-de-mim-poster02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254805714081700050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >"Viviane Pasmanter sai de casa, diz jornal"</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzSLc50YnI/AAAAAAAAAMI/_ug3vP9RjqU/s1600-h/grito_vando.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 112px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzSLc50YnI/AAAAAAAAAMI/_ug3vP9RjqU/s200/grito_vando.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254805959413621362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >"Carol Dieckman e Adriana Este</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzSZrU9BvI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/h0UdzD_cSGo/s1600-h/grito_hiphop.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 126px; height: 167px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzSZrU9BvI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/h0UdzD_cSGo/s200/grito_hiphop.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254806203803698930" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >ves em clima de romance no Rio"</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >"George Clooney aparece de bigode"</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzSpneQ8xI/AAAAAAAAAMY/yUWDroflYME/s1600-h/grito.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 156px; height: 139px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOzSpneQ8xI/AAAAAAAAAMY/yUWDroflYME/s200/grito.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254806477646918418" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Tá Bom!!!</span> Parei...parei...parei... <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" >calma... <span style="font-size:85%;">pode respirar....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">E para quem quiser continuar lendo... é só entrar no <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >www...</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não! Melhor não...</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-7411740281772928532?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-91727270126524377892008-10-07T09:53:00.000-07:002008-10-07T10:14:46.194-07:00Quanta Bosta... (Literalmente)<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="font-size:78%;">Essa proeza saiu hoje no "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Eg</span>..." Ah! Vocês sabem onde!!!</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />"Casal <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Beckham</span> usa creme a base de <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">cocô</span> de pássaro na pele"<br /></span></span> "Victoria conheceu o tratamento no Japão, achou incrível o efeito em sua pele e aderiu à moda"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOuVw8LhVUI/AAAAAAAAALo/AttKx0XIexI/s1600-h/0,,15584217-GDV,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOuVw8LhVUI/AAAAAAAAALo/AttKx0XIexI/s200/0,,15584217-GDV,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254458058278524226" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Ah! Gente... <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Poxa</span>... São pássaros japoneses!!! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">JA</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">PO</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">NE</span>-SES!!! Agora imaginem se fosse bosta de pombo brasileiro na face da </span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">POSH</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">SPICE</span>!!!</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOuXyzw0JDI/AAAAAAAAALw/2GL6aXfYIgU/s1600-h/200712170233315.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOuXyzw0JDI/AAAAAAAAALw/2GL6aXfYIgU/s200/200712170233315.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254460289402020914" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >É... melhor não imaginar...</span></span><br /></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-9172727012652437789?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-39598780101900804742008-10-06T11:47:00.000-07:002008-10-08T08:05:28.248-07:00Xuxa (45!!!) e Ana Maria Braga (54!!!) fazem guerra de bolo no ar<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="txt" id="brtpTexto" maxsizeimg="500">Segundo a coluna "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Zapping</span>", do jornal Agora, a dupla combinou uma futura partida de <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Buraco</span> e o </span><span class="txt" id="brtpTexto" maxsizeimg="500">cruzamento entre seus <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">cãezinhos</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">yorkshires</span></span><span class="txt" id="brtpTexto" maxsizeimg="500">. <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">(<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Ohhh</span>.. que <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">fofura</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Xu</span>).</span> </span><span class="txt" id="brtpTexto" maxsizeimg="500"><strong>Ana (54!!!)</strong></span><span class="txt" id="brtpTexto" maxsizeimg="500"><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong> recebeu <strong style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Xuxa</span></strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (45!!!)</span> em seu programa e as loiras fizeram guerra de bolo. Em outras ocasiões, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Xuxa</span> e Ana fizeram “<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">guerrinhas</span>” parecidas.</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOpj365Cn_I/AAAAAAAAAJg/jwYLPuDtKu4/s1600-h/1089791.xuxa_300_400.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254121727633563634" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOpj365Cn_I/AAAAAAAAAJg/jwYLPuDtKu4/s200/1089791.xuxa_300_400.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOpj3xXGMLI/AAAAAAAAAJo/YP9eg9O6cmE/s1600-h/1089869.brincadeira_300_400.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254121725075271858" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOpj3xXGMLI/AAAAAAAAAJo/YP9eg9O6cmE/s200/1089869.brincadeira_300_400.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" >Deixando de lado o "buraco", "cruzamentos" e "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">guerrinhas</span> parecidas"... E </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">esses dias em algum desses sites ÚTEIS PARA A NOSSA VIDA...</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Sasha</span> faz festa <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">funk</span> para comemorar seus <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOVE ANOS</span>"</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Como diria minha avó... "Essa juventude...."</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" >"Pra dançar <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">créu</span> tem que ter disposição...</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Créu</span>!</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Créu</span>!</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Créu</span>!</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Créu</span>!"</span></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-3959878010190080474?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-82292034998417722032008-10-06T08:04:00.000-07:002008-10-06T08:28:58.513-07:00Dia desses no "EGO"...<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Zeca <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Pagodinho</span> viu disco voador,<br />afirma jornal carioca</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOoq9g-77yI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/VncVaIdUjzY/s1600-h/51_647-abductionlamp-cow-ill-500x500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOoq9g-77yI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/VncVaIdUjzY/s200/51_647-abductionlamp-cow-ill-500x500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254059151595400994" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">."<br /> <br /></span></span> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Minha vida é que atrapalha a minha cerveja", diz Z</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">eca</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Pagodinho</span> a jornal."<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/319522635_2201b03018.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/319522635_2201b03018.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Tá Explicado!!!</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:courier new;font-size:78%;" ><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Obs</span>: Nada contra a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Brahma</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">einh</span>?<br />Ela é Boa do <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">mesm</span>... <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">ué</span>, mas não<br />é a outra que é... Ah! deixa pra lá!!</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-8229203499841772203?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-10943994286988527862008-10-05T12:23:00.000-07:002008-10-05T12:38:29.285-07:00Numerologia: Aparecida Liberato indica caos na vida de Amy Winehouse<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkVpS_PXiI/AAAAAAAAAII/czC-0uXU1w8/s1600-h/1amywinexps_468x602.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkVpS_PXiI/AAAAAAAAAII/czC-0uXU1w8/s200/1amywinexps_468x602.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253754239520300578" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkVa4d_DKI/AAAAAAAAAIA/Moa30sTpKLs/s1600-h/teeth-amy-winehouse-400a071807.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkVa4d_DKI/AAAAAAAAAIA/Moa30sTpKLs/s200/teeth-amy-winehouse-400a071807.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253753991883328674" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkVKoRcXBI/AAAAAAAAAH4/JCBpR4Brt_o/s1600-h/amy_winehouse_4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkVKoRcXBI/AAAAAAAAAH4/JCBpR4Brt_o/s200/amy_winehouse_4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253753712657849362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:78%;" >JURA????????????????????????????????<br />Tem certeza "Aparecida"???<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Geeeeeeeeeeente...</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Estou boqui<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">aberto!</span>!!</span><br /><br />Oh ---->>>> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:78%;" >=O</span><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-1094399428698852786?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-40303002261262801572008-10-05T12:12:00.000-07:002008-10-05T15:22:31.659-07:00Frases da semana no "Uol Celebridades"<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><br />"</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Marcelo gosta que eu use biquíni. Faço essa graça para ele</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> Susana Vieira, atriz de 66 anos, falando à "Caras" porque ainda é adepta dos biquínis.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkSja3LPMI/AAAAAAAAAHw/kGt27kM9Mno/s1600-h/suzanaaa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkSja3LPMI/AAAAAAAAAHw/kGt27kM9Mno/s200/suzanaaa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253750840019860674" border="0" /></a>Que GRAÇA Su!!!!<br /><br />Que GRAÇA!!!!!! É MARAAAAAAA!!!<br /><br />Gracinha mesmo... Como diria Hebe...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-4030300226126280157?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-86045027417275583772008-10-05T11:44:00.000-07:002008-10-05T11:49:05.639-07:00Após 'Ciranda de Pedra', Lucy Ramos estréia no teatro<span style="font-size:180%;">...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkLc6XFumI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/sO_AzGxjgR4/s1600-h/lucyyy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkLc6XFumI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/sO_AzGxjgR4/s200/lucyyy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253743031634737762" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">E o lagarto de estimação do Tony Ramos está com ataque de flatulência gerado por uma caganeira das "brava" depois de comer um canário.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-8604502741727558377?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-40022634832595140012008-10-05T11:26:00.000-07:002008-10-05T11:37:34.039-07:00Dia desses no "O Fuxico"...<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Clique aqui e descubra 10 coisas sobre Fabiana Karla"</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkI4dFya3I/AAAAAAAAAHI/TLWB5hb41vo/s1600-h/1154413275_balaiodegatos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOkI4dFya3I/AAAAAAAAAHI/TLWB5hb41vo/s200/1154413275_balaiodegatos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253740206278994802" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">NÃO!!!!<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:arial;" >MUIIIITOOOO OBRIGADO!!!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-4002263483259514001?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9057232292012265268.post-36291755252317685552008-10-05T07:54:00.000-07:002008-10-05T08:43:28.029-07:00Cadela da ex-BBB Jaque Khury é atropelada<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ái... Essa doeu no fundo do fêmur na perna esquerda do seu Baltazar!</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjYyvfB_DI/AAAAAAAAAGg/VT03aVzkuDk/s1600-h/0,,15602206-GDH,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 207px; height: 156px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjYyvfB_DI/AAAAAAAAAGg/VT03aVzkuDk/s320/0,,15602206-GDH,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253687331579362354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">A modelo e ex-BBB </span><a style="font-family: arial;" class="tamanho-14" title="" href="http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL762234-9798,00-JAQUE+KHURY+VOLTA+AS+PAGINAS+DA+PLAYBOY.html"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Jaque Khury</span> </a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Nova</span> </span>Profissão: "M</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >odelo e ex-B</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >BB") </span><span style="font-family:arial;">está em choque com a morte da sua cadelinha, atropelada nesta segunda-feira, 29, depois de atravessar a rua sozinha. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(A babá da cachorra estava conversando com seu Zé do Côco).</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"> Judith tinha 4 anos </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(A cachorra, não a babá)</span></span> </span><span style="font-family:arial;">e acompanhava Jaque em todos os lugares. A ex-BBB está pensando em homenageá-la comprando uma igual.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Deixando a morte de lado: Geeeeentee... Pelo amor de God! Ex-BBB é F@#%&$! Querem ser notícia de TUDO!!.. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jaque Jaque</span>, a chocada, está querendo com</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"><span>prar outro cachorro para homenagear Judith... lá vai uns de alguns amigos meus.</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:85%;">..</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjdmG4dNkI/AAAAAAAAAGo/z2Np3BTMSXM/s1600-h/uglydog.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjdmG4dNkI/AAAAAAAAAGo/z2Np3BTMSXM/s200/uglydog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253692612079859266" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Zéberlum:</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></span><span><span style="font-size:85%;">Meigo, cari- <br />nhoso, educado, sim- <br />pático e não faz pipi <br />dentro de casa.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjdmDqfAcI/AAAAAAAAAGw/GR_GVCMMJyc/s1600-h/sam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjdmDqfAcI/AAAAAAAAAGw/GR_GVCMMJyc/s200/sam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253692611215950274" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Jasimiro</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span><span style="font-size:85%;">: F</span></span><span><span style="font-size:85%;">ofo, atraente</span>, <span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> carismático, elegante, sincero,<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span><span style="font-size:85%;">mas faz pipi dentro de casa.<br />No vaso sanitário, para ser mais<br />exato.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjdmV026iI/AAAAAAAAAG4/4LtnlAuYN7Y/s1600-h/20060522015143.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rIABC5uzxZE/SOjdmV026iI/AAAAAAAAAG4/4LtnlAuYN7Y/s200/20060522015143.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253692616091298338" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Dunga: ...</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9057232292012265268-3629175525231768555?l=quantabosta.blogspot.com'/></div>quantabosta.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09417652679140365711noreply@blogger.com1